Apuncrypha

An old Nord priest and his apprentice are discussing religious subjects of high scholarly value.

— Do you know the origins of our glorious Talos, my son ?

— Not really… Do tell !

— Well, after the reign of the Potentates, people of Tamriel knew of Tosh Raka, and they were jealous. So rose Talos : Akavir may have a Tiger Dragon, but Tamriel has a Tiber Dragon !

(bis.) (The Tiger Dragon of Akavir, a.k.a. Tosh.)

Lynn Haal is a Breton assassin, from Nordic fatherly ascendance. As a former legionary, he has had long years of practice in the field of slaughtering Elves. Retired after the Great War, he makes a living off his precious knowledge by accepting some assassination contracts. He quickly built himself a «good» reputation of a skilled and specialized Mer-killer.

Moral: in order to kill Elves, you have to pay Lynn Haal.

What were the Snow Elves called before there was any snow?

Fall-Mer.

What is the name of the school of magic Maormer use to make their vessels fade away into sea fog?

Mist-icism.

What happens when a Dragonborn travels to the Shivering Isles ?

He learns a New Sheoth.

(Herma Mora found an heretical painting.)