[Apocrypha] Journal of Borm, Self-Taught Wizard, 12th of Last Seed

I've been reading Varn's old books while he wasn't looking. I swear, I'm this close to turning into a god. I don't know why more wizards don't do it, the way he wrote it made it seem easy. The first method I found was "Walking like them until they walk like you," and I figure that's easy. Just gotta find someone who's easy to walk like. So, I've been following Varn around, walking like he does. He limps a little on his left foot, so I've been doing that. It's kind of uncomfortable, actually, but I'll be sitting pretty in my own little slice of Aetherius when I'm done!

It also says something about "Mantling," so I looked it up and that means that thing in heraldry where colorful stuff comes out of a helmet. Easy! I went out, bought a helmet and some feathers, and now all I gotta do is keep walking around like Varn. Everyone looks at me weird, probably because they're so impressed. I'll be a god by Fredas at this rate!

I only get to look at Varn's books when he's not looking, though, so to make sure I have enough memory I've been drinking lots and lots of water. I heard him say water is memory once, so I'll be set.

--Journal of Borm, Self-Taught Wizard