A Sermon on Orcish Issues: On Premarital Sex
Mauloch, Father to us, his children
Gave us strength, endurance and passion
That we may crush our foes and love our kin;
Under your guidance, we have no fear!
Malacath gave his children the words of marriage
So that the youth may be blessed in his glory.
That the strong may sow the sacred seeds
And weed and rip out the weak from all the world.
But like the blossoming of the ripened fruit
The strong shall wield the scythe like the sword
And - striking while the hammer is hot
Forsake the ceremony until the yield is tilled
And the strength of the yield is tested;
The strength of the plants allows them
To encompass the world!
To become the Chief!
To weed out the weak!